What am I?
I am cisgendered and I speak about gender; therefore, I am a cissplainer.
I am white and I speak about race; therefore, I am a whitesplainer.
I am a man and I speak about women's issues; therefore, I am a mansplainer.
If I do not want you to think badly of me, then I had better speak about nothing more controversial than the weather. How dull.
Edit: What am I? Answer - an idiot. I do not mean any of that. I take it back. Thanks for reading.
Edit (again): What am I? Answer (from another party) - "a miserable pile of secrets" Yes, that would be very accurate. Actually, you can't even talk about the weather these days without courting controversy. :)
